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There’s so much good in this episode (if you say so). But I have bad news for Ryan regarding his comment “pieces of cheese”. That’s not cheese! (Pigs’ toe-cheese, maybe). No matter – CCR on the radio and a cold brew in hand and you’ll never know the difference.
Jeff’s reference to Ryan and the word “kinfolk” not only made me laugh, but inspired me to write:
The Ballad of Florgia Ryan
(Sung to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett, AKA theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to the rantings of a man named Ryan,
A Florgia Plains drifter that’ll leave yer eyes a’cryin.
He’s a’heard on the podcast called The Habit Com-e-dee,
The people’s champ-i-on representin you an me.
Bits an more.
Repartoire (Re’-par-twore).
Comic gold.
Well the first thing ya know Ryan’s on the Solo-Flex!
An how how down South the cousins all be havin sex.
An stoppin for some beer at the corner gro-cer-ee,
(And when he wears his Trucker Hat, it ain’t no novelty!)
“F**k THAT sh*t!”
“If you say so”
“Maybe once I’m sober”
(tempo change)
Well now it’s time for Walk-Ons and the Suck-It song my friend,
And maybe Jeff will add some out-takes to the very end.
You’re all invited back next week (if there’s more – hope-full-ee),
If not there’s reruns from the start, with our pal Billy Dee.
Williams that is.
Well, well, well.
“It’s a trap!”
“Podcast timeout!”
Great comment. And I do say so.